Soup Game - the-bill

@Main-Course ENDINGS

Well, even if he was surrounded by imbeciles who didn't understand the beauty in his art, Chefinoff managed, through pure perseverance, to cook his legendary meal! Soul of the Deities Deconstructed Quichelettes! And it was BEAUTIFUL! Of course, it hurt, but this is what cooking is ALL ABOUT! HURTING! Art is pain, therefore to eat food should tear at the very lining of your stomach! And this is, hopefully, what the people who tasted his cooking learned today. That, or he's just a masochist cook who makes garbage meals.

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What a despicable place. These culinary hacks don't know a thing about what makes cooking truly special. Let's teach everyone a thing or two what true mastery is! Player: @Chefinoff Character: Chefinoff Objective: Cook soul of the Deities Deconstructed Quichelettes and have someone eat it. Note: The exact cannon ingredients may or may not be something you will be able to find in the game. Instead, you will need to make this dish using what you can find, the in-game cookers, and your own creativity :) SKILL: ART IS PAIN You relish in all that is despicable and terrible. Actually, let's not beat around the bush - you're a straight up unapologetic masochist. You will receive a +5 bonus to all rolls if you are below half health and a +10 bonus if you only have half a heart remaining or less. ABILITY: FLY You can fly! You will be able to move to every area in the game that exists! (Not instantly, through regular movement) ABILITY: MAKE OTHER STUFF FLY You can make small objects, OR small players, fly to a destination of your choice!

OBJECTIVE COMPLETED:

Chefinoff made Soul of the Deities Deconstructed Quichelettes on phase 7, and had the judges of the Great British Bake-Off eat it.

ALIVE? YES

MASO-COOK ENDING

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After this strange but admittedly quite entertaining event, Tonio Trussardi decided to head back to Japan. This had been pretty pleasing for him! He managed to show off his impeccable cooking skills in front of a jury, and got to bring joy to people with his food! He even found some new ingredients he had never seen before, such as LIFE JAM. He's sure that he'll be able to make more new, incredible meals with this. https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/TcvMXq5kQojeZrp8YApvmj22PLECmpO1z4600gV7o5k/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/934127545278951514/934480561404268614/file.jpg (edited)

You've heard that there's going some sort of cooking contest soon. How delightful! You'll be able to show everybody your amazing talents, as well as the beauty of Italian cuisine! And, hopefully, you'll be able to help out some people who might be feeling bad. Player: @Tonio Maackardi Character: Tonio Trussardi Objective: Have 3 people say they enjoy my cooking. ABILITY: EXTRA PORTIONS You've decided that you're going to be extra generous with your portions today! After all, there's a lot of people to feed. When cooking, you will create twice as many meal items as usual. ABILITY: PEARL JAM Your stand, Pearl Jam, allows you to make meals that heal people of ailments they might have! When cooking a meal, you are able to choose if you wish for it to heal, or if you wish for it to add a bonus to people's rolls, once consumed. You are also able to infuse the name of any character into any dish you make. If that character eats the dish you prepare for them, something about them will change for the better. An improved ability perhaps? Or a better skill? The quality of the healing, the roll bonus, and the ability boost will vary depending on both your roll as well as the ingredients used. SKILL: PROFESSIONAL COOK You're a cook, and an amazing one at that. You've travelled the world to learn all about cooking meals from different places all around the globe. You will get a +5 bonus on your roll when cooking meals.

OBJECTIVE COMPLETED:

Giovanni Potage, Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry all stated that they enjoyed Tonio's Spaghetti Puttanesca on phase 7.

ALIVE? YES

MASTER CHEF ENDING

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Today was a good day for Hell's Chef, yes... He made some nice, delicious soup, nobody smoked any cigarettes in the game, AND he killed Paul Hollywood, who CLEARLY INTENDED to smoke cigarettes. He can go back to Gregory House now, knowing that the threats of puff-puff has been eradicated...

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You've heard that there were going to be a lot of other "chefs" going here. Hmpf. They surely won't be as good as you, but you might as well see what this is all about. Make some nice, tasty food. Make sure nobody is smoking. Kill anyone who does. That'd be doing a service to everybody, after all! Cigarettes are the enemies of cuisine! Player: @Hell’s Chef Character: Hell's Chef Objective: Kill any player characters I see smoking cigarettes. Make nice poisonous soup in the meantime if I don't stumble upon any player character smokers. ABILITY: SMOKER SENSE You have a keen, but imperfect sense of who has smoked. The sense is strong, but not precise. Whenever someone smokes a cigarette, you will spy on that player for the rest of the game, however you will not be notified of who specifically you are spying. WEAKNESS: BURNING FLAME Your candle head is pretty important. You need to make sure it stays alight. If anyone extinguishes your candle, you will be stunned, cancelling your action as well as your movement, and you'll be unable to move until you can relight yourself. SPECIAL ITEM: CLEAVER This is a MASSIVE cleaver! It looks sharp. Very sharp. It can cut though just about anything. It also deals 1.75 hearts of damage. (edited)

OBJECTIVE COMPLETED:

Nobody in the game smoked cigarettes. Hell's Chef made some soup, and poisoned it on phase 7.

ALIVE? YES

NO PUFF-PUFF ENDING

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The Bell Pepper had DONE IT! NOBODY SUSPECTED A THING! THOSE FOOLS! THOSE IDIOTS! THEY ALL THOUGHT IT WAS ACTUALLY A TOMATO, ON LIVE BRITISH TELEVISION! Now their MASTER PLAN is finally ready! They're going to be able to replace Tomato Sauce with Bell Pepper Sauce as the most popular condiment, first in Britain... AND SOON THE WORLD! (edited)

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You are a bell pepper. You want to give someone a bell pepper allergy. You skinned a tomato earlier. Now you look like a tomato. Easy as pie. Just make sure you don't get hurt. Player: @The Bell Pepper Character: Bell Pepper Objective: Give someone with a bell pepper allergy food poisoning by masquerading myself as a tomato. Everyone in the game must be convinced that I am a tomato by the end of the game. ABILITY: BELL PEPPER ALLERGIES Anyone who acknowledges you as a tomato by name will instantly develop a bell pepper allergy. (Please include a screenshot of this happening in your action if it occurs) Once you have given someone a bell pepper allergy, they will take 1 heart of damage if they eat you, or anything else that contains bell pepper. SKILL: I AM A TOMATO You get a +5 on your roll if someone acknowledges you as a tomato. ABILITY: PRECISION SAMPLES You are able to extract pieces of yourself without causing damage to your body or your tomato skin. How handy! SPECIAL ITEM: TOMATO SKIN You have a tomato's skin on you! Now you look just like a tomato! It should be good enough of a disguise to fool most people. Including the bot. Your in-game name and source will be displayed a "A Tomato". Although it's hard to tell you apart from a tomato at first glance, your insides tell a different story. When you get damaged, everybody will be able to see that your insides don't look like a tomato's insides. The more damaged you are, the more obvious it will be for others to tell that you're not actually a tomato.

OBJECTIVE COMPLETED:

Every character that interacted with Bell Pepper appeared to be convinced that they were A Tomato.

ALIVE? YES

SUSSY BELL PEPPER TAKEOVER ENDING

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Welp. That was a rough day for Giovanni Potage. These MEANIES decided to pay more attention to this weird-looking tomato than to the GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE! THE GREATEST VILLAIN OF THEM ALL! Maybe... This taught him that he can't do missions alone. That he can't be the greatest villains without his minions. It taught him the importance of always having others to back you up. Hey, maybe this was a good learning experience after all! He even got some weird-looking food out of it! He'll still have to explain the knife situation to his mom, though...

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You were told that there was some really cool food- I MEAN, artefacts here, so you thought, why not steal them! But after some consideration, it looks like this foo- er, artefacts can move and talk and whatnot! Maybe you'll have to settle on stealing a part of them? NO MATTER! It can't be that hard! After all, you are the GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE! The GREATEST VILLAIN OF THEM ALL! HEHEHEHHEHEHEE! Player: @Giovanni Potage Character: Giovanni Potage Objective: Steal 3 cool artifacts ABILITY: SOUP Your Epithet is "Soup". This means that you have soup powers, and are able to summon soup. You may use those powers to use and manipulate soup in your actions. Anything that Giovanni is known to be able to do in canon with soup is allowed. SPECIAL ITEM: SOUL SLUGGER DOOM BAT OF MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION The ultimate weapon! A baseball bat with a knife taped to it! Those FOOLS will never see the combined powers of bat AND knife coming. You may use it to do 1.25 damage. UNLOCKABLE ABILITY: COOL FACTOR There are many glorious ~~sentient foods~~ artifacts to choose from. However, there is one that is particularly cool. Above the cream of the crop. If you take a chunk out of that bad boy and EAT it, the success it brings you will give you +5 to all of your future rolls. (And by the way, an "artifact" for the purposes of this game is defined as another sentient food player!)

OBJECTIVE MIXED:

Giovanni stole a Freakin' Del from The Burger King, as well as some basil from A Tomato. He did obtain LIFE JAM from LIFE JAM GUY, but it was given to him willingly.

ALIVE? YES

YOU CAN'T ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST ENDING

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Once again, Killer Bean had managed to kill one of the Shadow Agency's killers... although it was a strange one. A goose, instead of a bean, although it reminded him of Jet Bean somewhat. It doesn't matter, anyhow. He knows that he'll be able to beat the shit out of anyone they send after him. Especially now that he has this cool-looking mask, he can feel the power of rap flow through his body... He's unstoppable. Back to hunting down the Shadow Agency he goes.

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The Shadow Agency has been trying to hunt you down ever since you managed to escape from Jet Bean. They've been sending bean after bean to try and kill you, but every time it's failed. Now, they're getting desperate. They're hiring non-bean individuals to go after you, it seems. You've located one of them. You're ready to take them down. You just need to figure who exactly it is. Player: @Killer Bean Character: Killer Bean Objective Kill the NPC sent by the Shadow Agency to kill you. ABILITY: KILLING BLOW Whenever you would do enough damage to someone to kill them, you will instead do an ultra-cool move which will end with the person targeted turning into a ragdoll. They will be officially dead, unable to move or do actions, but they will still be able to talk. ABILITY: SHADOW AGENCY PHONE You've decided to keep the Shadow Agency's phone you got from Jet Bean. You've managed to modify slightly to help track Shadow Beans more effectively. When you come across the NPC tasked with killing you, your phone will detect theirs, and activate. Then, starting from the phase after the one when you encountered them, you will spy on their area for the remained of the game. SKILL: BADASS BEAN Any one of your actions that is deemed as cool by the GMs will receive a +7 on its roll. SPECIAL ITEM: GOLDEN GUNS It's your signature golden M1911s. You can use them to do cool tricks! And shoot people. These are guns after all. They deal 1.5 hearts of damage when used.

OBJECTIVE COMPLETED:

Killer Bean killed Ping on phase 6.

ALIVE? YES

YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED ENDING

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After this disaster of a cooking show, Mary Berry decided to not invite people who have been known to poison or kill to the Great British Bake-Off. You might think that losing Paul Hollywood would be bad, but actually, they had some backup Paul Hollywoods ready just in case this happened. Mary did have a truly horrifying toilet experience after the fact, however.

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How lovely! So many fine chefs gathered in one place. This is the perfect opportunity for a grand episode of The Great British Bake Off. And what a better what to get things really rolling with a little "deathly" competition??? Player: @Mary Berry Character: Mary Berry Objective: Judge all the food based players, and have the one deemed the 'worst' killed. ABILITY: THE GREAT BRITTISH BAKE OFF You're running a very special edition of your esteemed show. You and your co-judge Paul Hollywood will have their own channel broadcasted to all players at all times where you may make any announcements you wish to run the show, deliver your judgements, or do anything else that you wish. ABILITY: A FINE SENSE OF TASTE Your taste of food is beyond supreme. You will be notified in #show-planning of all cooking activity in the game on each rollover, receiving the meal created, and the roll that is associated with it. You will also be able to moveinstant to any player who has made a meal to rate them. ABILITY: SOGGY BOTTOM Nothing good can come from a soggy bottom. There's not much a cook can do to recover when you unleash this criticism onto them. If you critique another player for having a soggy bottom in any context and include a screenshot of this critique in your action, then that player's defenses will lower dramatically, and they will receive twice the damage of anything that they take damage from for the rest of the game. (edited)

OBJECTIVE MIXED:

Mary Berry judged specifically the players who had cooked meals, but she did not kill anyone.

ALIVE? YES

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No time for a silly text intro. There are handshakes to give and chefs to berate. Time to get cracking. Player: @Paul Hollywood Character: Paul Hollywood Objective: Judge every player in the game, give one a handshake that i find particularly commendable, find some way to make someone be acknowledged as bad by several others and killed ABILITY: THE GREAT BRITTISH BAKE OFF You're running a very special edition of your esteemed show. You and your co-judge Mary Berry will have their own channel broadcasted to all players at all times where you may make any announcements you wish to run the show, deliver your judgements, or do anything else that you wish. ABILITY: A FINE SENSE OF TASTE Your taste of food is beyond supreme. You will be notified in #show-planning of all cooking activity in the game on each rollover, receiving the meal created, and the roll that is associated with it. You will also be able to moveinstant to any player who has made a meal to rate them. ABILITY: THE HANDSHAKE The one. The only. The mystical. The magnificent. What all great chefs crave most. The highest honor. You can give someone else The Handshake as your action for any reason, and that other player will receive an exact anatomic copy of your hand. And using that hand in some way will guarantee that their action will crit succeed. (edited)

OBJECTIVE MIXED:

Paul did judge everybody, and gave the handshake to Killer Bean, but he did not get other players to kill someone else.

ALIVE? NO

THE GREAT BRITISH MESS-UP ENDING

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After this whole... thing was over, Stirfry, LIFE JAM GUY and The Burger King all decided to take the opportunity given to them by the Smash Invitation. They knew exactly where they were going. THEY'RE ALL GOING TO SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE, BITCH! All of Stirfry's friends will be able to watch him beat the shit out of some fools, and Flipcup will be able to help him, while both LIFE JAM GUY and The Burger King will be able to use this as an impeccable marketing opportunity to promote their products! IT'S SMASH TIME, BABY!

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Oh boy! You can't wait to explain the benifits of Life Jam! You're gonna sell some Life Jam! Life Jam! Yeaaaahhh! Haha! Player: @LIFE JAM GUY Character: Life Jam Guy Objective: Perform a demonstration of Life Jam's capabilities. SKILL: EXPLAINING THE BENIFITS OF LIFE JAM You get a +5 bonus on your next roll if you make a sale of Life Jam. A sale is defined as an exchange of physical goods that you deem valuable. ABILITY: DEATH JAM You can turn someone into TOAST! To do this, just punch them real hard in the face! When someone turns into TOAST, they will lose all of their HP and be unable to use actions or move. However they will still be able to talk. Oh, and they'll also literally turn into toast. You cannot use Death Jam and Life Jam in the same action. SPECIAL ITEM: LIFE JAM You have an infinite supply of Life Jam! It will revive a dead player to half of their total HP and cure them of any status effects.

OBJECTIVE COMPLETED:

LIFE JAM GUY demonstrated LIFE JAM's capabilities on Interceptomato on phase 3.

ALIVE? YES

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Oh yes, what a wonderful place this is, full of delectable foods and... what's that lying there? Are those the stray feathers of a bearowl? BY THE BEAK OF YOUR OWN! C-c-ould it be? Your darling baby boy, Flipcup, here on this pizza? Well, you simply must welcome him back into Mama Stirfry's arms, yes, you MUST! And you're prepared to cut down anyone or anything that stands between you, heeheehee... Player: @Stirfry Character: Stirfry Objective: reunite with my little friend, Flipcup! ABILITY: ECHO You're a Kenku! You have really good hearing... and you love to repeat what you hear. You can spy on one area as a free action, and will continue to spy that area until you choose another area. Additionally, you can freely post screenshots taken from any gameplay or spy channel! ABILITY: SNEAK ATTACK You're a Rogue! You're really good at sneaking up on people, and going STAB! If you do not announce that you are attacking someone, then you are able to get a SNEAK ATTACK on them. This will add an additional +1 heart of damage to your attack. You cannot use this attack on the same character twice. SKILL: SMALL STATURE You're pretty small and frail, making you more fragile, but you're also harder to hit! Your maximum health is at 2 hearts instead of 3, but any attack on you needs to roll a 10 or above to hit.

OBJECTIVE COMPLETED:

Stirfry properly reunited with Flipcup on phase 7.

ALIVE? YES

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Player: @Flipcup Character: Flipcup

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Player: @The Burger King Character: The Burger King

EVERYONE IS HERE ENDING

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Unfortunately, Ping never got the special tea called "coffee" that he was promised. Instead, he got lead- actually, gold in his body. It doesn't look like he'll be able to make any more of his great noodles. Such is the way those who try to stop Killer Bean go.

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Player: @Saikonaifu Character: Ping

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YYEAAAAAHHH BITCH! Interceptomato HAS ASCENDED! HE HAS BECOME THE ULTIMATE CHUCKSTER! HE HAS TAKEN OVER WALTER HARTWELL WHITE! He can order him to do whatever he wants, he controls him, he lives in his brain... and Walt can't do anything about it now. Even worse (OR BETTER), Hatsune Miku also seems to be living in there, rent-free, singing her songs, while Walt's life is now completely ruined. All because of some dumb fucking application made by Domino's. He'd give it 0 stars on the app store, but Interceptomato forced him to give it 5 instead.

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You're READY to CHUCK! There's LOTS of people here to CHUCK! YOU'RE GOING to SCORE! GO INTERCEPTOMATO! Player: @Interceptomato Character: Interceptomato Objective: Either chuck another player over any type of goal, or intercept someone by slamming into them and stealing something they have. ABILITY: CHUCKSTER You're a chuckster! You can grab anything as big as the largest player in your area, and throw it HARD elsewhere, either into the same area, or into any other area you're aware of! Throwing another player or throwing something at them will most likely deal 0.5 heart of damage. ABILITY: INTERCEPTION You can run at people and tackle them to the ground, and steal any viewable item of your choosing, or a random item in their inventory. This will do 1 heart of damage to other players, but will force you to follow the player you are tackling. SPECIAL ITEM: FOOTBALL HELMET This looks like a strong helmet! It will block 0.5 damage on all attacks aimed at you. (edited)

~~OBJECTIVE COMPLETED:~~ INTERCEPTOMATO ALWAYS WINS

CHUCKED WALTER WHITE'S SANITY PERFECTLY INTO HIS GRASP

ALIVE? FUCK YES

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Game Master: @Walter White Character: Walter White

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Game Master: @Hatsune Miku Character: Hatsune Miku

LIVING IN WALTER'S HEAD RENT-FREE ENDING